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One drink when:
There is a talking tiger head
There a beam of light that makes someone invisible
Unnecessary touching
Anyone (mostly Lamont) gives their driver urgent instructions *before* getting in the car
They re-use science equipment/props (once per set per episode)
There is a fake Chinese person
A real Chinese person uses a fake accent.
The Shadow uses his cloak for anything other than fashion
Ceiling or floor collapses
anyone is Doomed to Certain Death

Two drinks when:
Margo says anything really inane and/or Lamont is patronizing. Follow up with "You stupid woman!" said aloud and enthusiastically. You can choose to do this every time Margo says anything, if you feel things are going too slowly.

Finish Drink when:
You see any woman other than Margo on screen ever (first time/character only)

I think that is all, feel ree to remind me of any I have forgotten! Stupid nurse, making my brain all fizzy...