elanya

I need no go plunderin' (not that I don't plunder, but I have no need!) all the finest in pirate kitchen swag delivers itself to me very own doorstep. I be meanin' cabin! I just be glad no other pirates though to appropriate me swag as it be just set under me doormat -_- Keelhaul all the mailmen, sniveling puppies the lot of them.

I'll be baking meself a pirate cake this evenin' in my pirate cake tin, and on the morrow cap'n Lannie be servin' up some stakes marinated in Jolly Roger bbq sauce! ARR!

Thanks be to Quartermaster Longpig for this year's cut of booty, though it be early by near a month!

Punctuality is for landlubbers!