Okay, okay

[elanya]

I will play. Well, I will play tomorrow. I'm actualy already in bed, and I am posting this in my sleep. yes.

Ask me four questions-- any four, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or absurd. I have to answer them honestly. In turn, you have to post this message in your own journal and you have to answer the questions that are asked of you.

Comments

[freakwoman.livejournal.com]

1. Do some boys really learn to like it, or is that just hearsay that makes me look at Joel in an interesting light?

2. If given the chance, would you really want to be a pirate queen?

3. If you could trade in one of your regular senses of your choice for magical powers, would you?

4. What is your kinkiest fantasy?

[elanya.livejournal.com]

1: They do because they thik it is polite. It is a self-initiated learning ;)

2: Not these days, I don't think.

3: Well, I assume thayt this would be the kind of trade where I couldn't use my magical powers to restore saaid sense back. But I think I would trade my sense of taste. or maybe smell. I know you can taste without smell, but i'm not sure if you can smell without taste, or not as well. And then I would stop obsessing about perfume.

4: I don't mean to cop out, I ust can't think of anything, realy. I don't tend to fantasize much. However, I did have a dream a while ago where I was the madam at a fetish bordelle, and when the cops came to close it down, the hot young cop chick who came to arest *me* implied that she would let me go if I had sex with her. So I did! That is probably the only errotic dream I've had in quite a while, and it has all manner of kink or implied in it ;)

[etir.livejournal.com]

1) Moo?

2) Is it true? I mean, a BADGER? In a DRESS?

3) If a train is moving west at 19 miles per hour and another train is moving east at 90 furlongs per gigasecond, and a businessman for each of two competing banks is travelling on each one in an attempt to exchange vital information, but terrorists are on train A while train B is carrying a dangerous load of mimes, what is the square root of an unfurled duck?

4) What happens if I DON'T post this message? ;)

[elanya.livejournal.com]

1: Arr.

2: Hey, I was young, and the badger was beeing awfully generous with the peach schnapps!

3: pineapple

4: I will give the screen Very Diassapproving looks. Very Dissapproving.

*looks stern*

I ask the tough questions

[longpig.livejournal.com]

Are you vitamin C or Vitamin K?

Are you an optical mouse, or a laptop track pad?

Are you a loonie or a toonie?

Are you Captain Hook or Robert Hooke? (this one is easy)

BONUS: Is there any point in my posting this, since I will just forget (or 'forget') to answer?

Re: I ask the tough questions

[elanya.livejournal.com]

Vitamine C. You need me to prevent scurvy! Arr!

Optical Mouse! Ain't nothing to hold me back, and I can blind people with my laser!

Twoonie

Captain Hook! ARRR!

Yes, you are providing amusing mutual procrastination! :D

[rumor-esq.livejournal.com]

1) Is living in the U.S. different than you thought it would be?

2) How did you and your sister become so cool?

3) Ever planning on captaining a boat? Any boat?

4) Does hearing the term "piracy" applied to copyright infringement evoke any response?

[elanya.livejournal.com]

1: I do't know. I guess there are somethings that are more or less frustrting than I was expecting (Like I didn't realize not being able to drive would be such a big deal, silly me), or that crime *here* would be so bad as it is. But that's my fault for not looking into the town a little more closely. So yes, different, but I'm not sure if I could say 'better' or 'worse', or how much I could pin on it being the US, or Greenville in specific.

2: years of practice! ;p I really don't know. I will credit our parents, though, for being trusting and encouraging of us both.

3: I like boats. being a captain is a lot of work though. Unless you mean a canoe, and then probably I would prefer to be in charge, unless I am with hazel, in which case I have to defer to her or we will get lost and fight ^-^

4: I think it is realy interesting, and I think it partly explains why there are so many young people who think historical pirates are cool. I think that they associate their own behaviour and attitudes (what we are doing isn't wrong, it is *society/the law!) with the behavious/attitudes of historical pirates. I don't relaly equate them, but I do think that money and cpncepts of (personal) property were the driving force behind the laws to restrain both types of 'piracy'. I also wonder how the modern struggles with file 'piracy' is afecting my interpretation of what was going on in the past, in that respect. I mean, a historian (or archaeologist) is the product of his/her times, aterall.

...Also, I saw a sign a while ago that was to the tune of "Once filesharing destroys the music buisness, what will there be left to pirate?!" which I thought was foolish for all *sorts* of reasons.

[longpig.livejournal.com]

Dude. There is *always* something to pirate.

[xypharan.livejournal.com]

-Is there any man on the planet hot/sexy enough to give a blumpkin to?
-If you were a plant, what genus would you be?
-Most bizzare thing inserted in your cunt?
-If there was only one flavor of ice cream left in the world, but you got to pick what it was, What would it be?

[fritzleonhardt.livejournal.com]

Because she hasn't responded yet for number 3 I will say me because I can be pretty bizarre sometimes

[elanya.livejournal.com]

I don't remember specifically what a blumpkin is, but really, I don't think that hotness/sexyness is ever going to be enough for me to establish the limits of a sexual relationship, so, no.

Myosotis

Hey, it may well be Joel, he *is* oretty weird. Other than that, either my diva cup, or a tampon. I am pretty particular about what goes in me. Diva cups are only bizzare because they are uncommon, tampos are bizzare because I think they are icky.

Chocolate Fudge Sunday... a really nice vanilla, with a good fudgey chocolate ripple.

[fritzleonhardt.livejournal.com]

1. Do you have a zombie plan for where you are?

2. Sophie or Chance?

3. Knowing my intentions would you still want me to visit you and/or take you to Montreal?

4. Who would win in a battle of wits - Profit or Sheriff Lucas Buck?

[elanya.livejournal.com]

Not a good one, no. I don't have a car, so I am pretty boned. I don't rust the security where I am. But I *have* thought about it.

Chancey Chance!

If that is the only reason you want to see me, then no. you are welcome to your intentions, jsut don't expect to get anywhere with them.

I think Profit would, really, but it wouldn't necesarily be wise of him to do so.

[lickthefrog.livejournal.com]

1) If you could only play one charecter for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?

2) Do you think you would have a different personality today, if you had the exact same up bringing, same series of events, and frinds, but your name is officially 'Moonbean Muffincake Hatchet'?

3) All of your clothes dissapear mysteriously (blame Rob) and you have to do a presentation in 5 mins and no one is around. You have a shower curtain, an old rug or 4 face clothed and some tape. Which would you use

4) If you were given an island, what would you name it?

[elanya.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that's tough! I think I'll say Lathendar, but I will explaoin, since he isn't neceesarily my *favourite* character. But he is immortal, and has already done some dimensional traveling, so I think that there are more kinds of different stories that he could easily beime involved with, and he alsoi has enough personal issues that would be very difficult to resolve easily, and even after they are dealt with, I think that there will always be more for him, andn they will continue to be interesting for me. There are a lot of runners up though.... Apo, Kolya, Kalman... hmmm...

I don't know. I don't think so, though.

Shower curtain... it is bigger, therefore I can do more with it. Also, my shower curtain is a pretty shade of green. And then I can use the rod to beat Rob.

Elanya, or possibly Lannie Land ;) Actually, I don't know, I'd have to see it first ^-^

[longpig.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, Lannie Land. :D

[curtana.livejournal.com]

1. Under what circumstances (if any) would you move back to F'ton?

2. What's your most frequent worry?

3. Would you ever shave your head?

4. What's your earliest memory?

[elanya.livejournal.com]

If I were attached to a big institution that didn't care where I worked from, I might keep a house there, as long as there were still people there that I knew.

That I am not really clever enough to pull off the things that I want to do, whatever they may be. this include succeeding at specific projects, my degree, at helping people, etc.

Yes, I would. I can think of a few different scenarios where I might.

my earliest whole memory is meeting people in the afterschool daycare program. I have a really bad memory, and it gets worse the further back I go. I have vague memory of meeting Naelesa, who was a neighbourhood frind... That might be earlier, but it is all really hazy.