elanya

1: They do because they thik it is polite. It is a self-initiated learning ;)

2: Not these days, I don't think.

3: Well, I assume thayt this would be the kind of trade where I couldn't use my magical powers to restore saaid sense back. But I think I would trade my sense of taste. or maybe smell. I know you can taste without smell, but i'm not sure if you can smell without taste, or not as well. And then I would stop obsessing about perfume.

4: I don't mean to cop out, I ust can't think of anything, realy. I don't tend to fantasize much. However, I did have a dream a while ago where I was the madam at a fetish bordelle, and when the cops came to close it down, the hot young cop chick who came to arest *me* implied that she would let me go if I had sex with her. So I did! That is probably the only errotic dream I've had in quite a while, and it has all manner of kink or implied in it ;)

1: Arr.

2: Hey, I was young, and the badger was beeing awfully generous with the peach schnapps!

3: pineapple

4: I will give the screen Very Diassapproving looks. Very Dissapproving.

*looks stern*

Vitamine C. You need me to prevent scurvy! Arr!

Optical Mouse! Ain't nothing to hold me back, and I can blind people with my laser!

Twoonie

Captain Hook! ARRR!

Yes, you are providing amusing mutual procrastination! :D

1: I do't know. I guess there are somethings that are more or less frustrting than I was expecting (Like I didn't realize not being able to drive would be such a big deal, silly me), or that crime *here* would be so bad as it is. But that's my fault for not looking into the town a little more closely. So yes, different, but I'm not sure if I could say 'better' or 'worse', or how much I could pin on it being the US, or Greenville in specific.

2: years of practice! ;p I really don't know. I will credit our parents, though, for being trusting and encouraging of us both.

3: I like boats. being a captain is a lot of work though. Unless you mean a canoe, and then probably I would prefer to be in charge, unless I am with hazel, in which case I have to defer to her or we will get lost and fight ^-^

4: I think it is realy interesting, and I think it partly explains why there are so many young people who think historical pirates are cool. I think that they associate their own behaviour and attitudes (what we are doing isn't wrong, it is *society/the law!) with the behavious/attitudes of historical pirates. I don't relaly equate them, but I do think that money and cpncepts of (personal) property were the driving force behind the laws to restrain both types of 'piracy'. I also wonder how the modern struggles with file 'piracy' is afecting my interpretation of what was going on in the past, in that respect. I mean, a historian (or archaeologist) is the product of his/her times, aterall.

...Also, I saw a sign a while ago that was to the tune of "Once filesharing destroys the music buisness, what will there be left to pirate?!" which I thought was foolish for all *sorts* of reasons.

I don't remember specifically what a blumpkin is, but really, I don't think that hotness/sexyness is ever going to be enough for me to establish the limits of a sexual relationship, so, no.

Myosotis

Hey, it may well be Joel, he *is* oretty weird. Other than that, either my diva cup, or a tampon. I am pretty particular about what goes in me. Diva cups are only bizzare because they are uncommon, tampos are bizzare because I think they are icky.

Chocolate Fudge Sunday... a really nice vanilla, with a good fudgey chocolate ripple.

Not a good one, no. I don't have a car, so I am pretty boned. I don't rust the security where I am. But I *have* thought about it.

Chancey Chance!

If that is the only reason you want to see me, then no. you are welcome to your intentions, jsut don't expect to get anywhere with them.

I think Profit would, really, but it wouldn't necesarily be wise of him to do so.

Oooh, that's tough! I think I'll say Lathendar, but I will explaoin, since he isn't neceesarily my *favourite* character. But he is immortal, and has already done some dimensional traveling, so I think that there are more kinds of different stories that he could easily beime involved with, and he alsoi has enough personal issues that would be very difficult to resolve easily, and even after they are dealt with, I think that there will always be more for him, andn they will continue to be interesting for me. There are a lot of runners up though.... Apo, Kolya, Kalman... hmmm...

I don't know. I don't think so, though.

Shower curtain... it is bigger, therefore I can do more with it. Also, my shower curtain is a pretty shade of green. And then I can use the rod to beat Rob.

Elanya, or possibly Lannie Land ;) Actually, I don't know, I'd have to see it first ^-^