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elanya: Sumerian cuneiform 'Dingir' meaning divine being/sky/heaven (Bee-otch)
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Conversations with my Uterus

posted by [personal profile] elanya at 02:22pm on 12/09/2009 under ,
me: Mmm, lunch was tasty after I finally got around to having it!

Uterus: Okay, sure. Now I demand chocolate.

me: Well.... I don't have any?

Uterus: Well how o you know you didn't even look >:|

me: I ate all the cookies and you made me have ice cream for breakfast already..... I am pretty sure I've got nothing left!

Uterus; have I mentioned that I am FULL OF ANGRY STINGING BES!

me: eep! *crawls to the back of the candy cupboard* Okay I have a year old reeces whipped that I bought on sale...

Uterus: That will be sufficient... for now.
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posted by [identity profile] oscuridad.livejournal.com at 07:55pm on 12/09/2009
I think your uterus and my uterus must have coffee dates sometimes. Bitches ;)
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posted by [identity profile] elanya.livejournal.com at 08:02pm on 12/09/2009
Its a conspiracy :x
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posted by [identity profile] longpig.livejournal.com at 10:47pm on 12/09/2009
Can I blame my uterus for my cupcake craving even though I'm 2.5 weeks away from bees? :V
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posted by [identity profile] freakwoman.livejournal.com at 01:08am on 13/09/2009
Yes. The demands of the uterus know no confines!
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posted by [identity profile] earis.livejournal.com at 06:07pm on 13/09/2009
Check the freezer! I think there might be a chocolate bar in there.
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posted by [identity profile] elanya.livejournal.com at 06:11pm on 13/09/2009
Long gone :x

(pssst: a: I still need your email. b: Romulans :x)
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