But who *would* win in a giant steel cage match?

[elanya]

Oh fandom, you so wacky!

Some tough choices there, but I agree with earis: Granny FTW!

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[earis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figured that Granny Weatherwax would borrow River's mind and try to help her, thus making her the winner.

Plus, she's faced down a lot of scary things before, I don't see her easily falling just because River outmatches her physically.