But who *would* win in a giant steel cage match?

[elanya]

Oh fandom, you so wacky!

Some tough choices there, but I agree with earis: Granny FTW!

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[elanya.livejournal.com]

I think anyone who is a little psychic would cover in fear at the things that go on in Granny's head. If you're using the 'last appearance' criteria, then River is also less batshit insane which is probably not to her advantage :V

My theory on how Diana vs molly is plausible is just that WW wouldn't want to beat up someone's mom.

[earis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figured that Granny Weatherwax would borrow River's mind and try to help her, thus making her the winner.

Plus, she's faced down a lot of scary things before, I don't see her easily falling just because River outmatches her physically.