How to ruin a perfectly good day

[elanya]

-accept a ride home knowing that it will make your trip longer
-come home to find that your dog has been taking things off the table *AGAIN*, and has destroyed the apron you got as a Christmas present from your sister
-have your anger become a dull throb at the back of your neck
-have your ears start ringing.
-have the only edible thing in the house be the same thing you had for dinner last night and lunch today

Fuck off, day. I just wanted to finish my project and write some porn >:|

Comments

[celestialbuddah.livejournal.com]

unfortunately you will have to discipline Jola.

[elanya.livejournal.com]

Yes, but if I can't catch her in the act, she won't know what she is getting disciplined for -_-

[celestialbuddah.livejournal.com]

They are smart, show her the apron and she will know.

[elanya.livejournal.com]

I did, but she has done similar and gotten disciplined for it before.

I don't think she associates *classes* of objects. What I need to teach her is to not take things off the table, which I can't do if she never does it when I'm around -_-

[longpig.livejournal.com]

The only thing I can think of is to not leave stuff on the table... :/

[freakwoman.livejournal.com]

we have this issue with Wicket and the coffee table. Our solution has become to close her in the hallway/bed area while we are away with her eats, toys and bed. She just gets bored left to herself for more then an hour and gets destructive :(. If you find a sure fire way to cure her of it please let me know!

[celestialbuddah.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm very good points... perhaps you could be a little evil and put tempting objects on the table while you are home and if she goes at them stop her and let her know that is a big no no!