elanya

I'm thinking of posting the following as the introductory letter to the list for the Chains game for my anarch... thoughts?

Hi there.

I'm sure most of you people won't give a rat's ass about me, which is fine, feeling's mutual I expect.

I'm introducing myself anyway. So who am I? I'm called Marauder. And before you bunch of wankers even start whining about "Ohh, blah blah, you big coward, hiding behind fake names, how can you possibly expect me to respect you, blah blah,'" I haven't used it in a good long time, and it wouldn't mean anything to any of you, so who really cares? Also, I don't really expect much form you people, because from what I've seen, you don't have much to give.

What do I want? I want to see what's going on in your little corner of the world. Some fairly significant things seem to be popping up. Names, too, if not people (And I'm guessing.... not.) war, chaos, all that stuff. I want to know if it is really because you people are truly colossally incompetent, or if there is something more going on. Something that might try to lash out in the future and bit me in the ass. I wouldn't want that too happen. I've been told that it is quite a nice ass, too; it would be all the world's loss.

I'm also unaffiliated. I don't like labels. I like my independence. I don't like the thought that it might be threatened because of what you British fucktards might get yourselves into. (Or, "Albionese" fucktards, whatever. Blood and wounds, how pretentious can you get? Hey, who am I kidding.) That applies to all fucktards currently residing in Britain, regardless of sect *couch*Epoch*cough*.

So, what am I going to do? Not much. Like I said, I'm mostly watching. I want to see what's going on. Oh, yes, and offer helpful commentary. (Caustic sarcasm is free, like smiles at McDonalds.) I'm sure most of you will probably ignore me, because I don't claim any status and I'm not polite. But maybe seeing the type of person whose attention is attracted by your problems will scare some wits into you. Not that I'm really all that scary, maybe, but would you want a whole hoard of me breathing down your necks with all the other shit going on already?

Hmm, this will do for an introduction, I suspect. It isn't all I have to say, on various topics, by all mean, but I figured I'd kick you all in the shins a few times, metaphorically speaking, to see if you are paying any attention first. Could be you've got your heads shoved too far into the sand... or up your own asses, to pay attention to the words of an outsider.

-Marauder

(and yes, I *can* be polite, but what have you done to deserve it lately?)