elanya

I am totally smashed!

I had.... someting like 4 jello shots to start, and baileys (lots of baileys), and some kind of gin/juice concoction... sand *then* we went to the bar :V

The object was to get bridget smashed, and to help her find out what kind of drinks she liked. She like buttery bnipples but doesn;t think she could ever order them with a straight face ":V

We got her smashed enough to consider doing thing she would regret, but *not* smashed enough to actually do them, so I thin that is a success! I... am supposed to be 'at work' in the morning. we'll see how that goes :V But hey whatever, I'm almost done!

Life is grand! Made of win! Somehow, somebody (everybody?) else wound up paying for things tonight. I think they were all put off or maybe confused when I said they shoud sniff my bank card after pulling it out of my bra. But it had sat inmy box of BPAL for mostof the night and it smelled nice! How bizarre! Sooooooo smashed - I hope the lj world appreciates how I a typoing this for their behalf. I also hope Claire got the awesome night (and day?) that she was hoping for with her 'early retirement' from the evening's festivities ;p I remember Other Lannie getting a text message from Carrie and Drew, so I hope they also had a good time, enjoying their wallaby porn. Or not. We almost kicked Donovans ass at trivia except he aparently knew Burger king's first slogan and we did not. I flipped off all the bar and told him he was made of butts. I thin that last long island iced tea was probably more than enough...

Have a good night all, I have a paper to turn in tomorrow :V