posted by
elanya at 10:00am on 07/12/2005

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I exposed
cabbit to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In April, I fed
cabbit to a Shoggoth (250 points). Yesterday, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-550 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Elanya
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Maybe I can get points back fro wearing my R'lyeh perfume? Woo-hoo evil grapefruit!