elanya

I don't actually know the rules for what etir did over in his journal, but it looked amusing. I just googled "heather needs" and took the top ten answers :)


1. Heather needs a rest.
Damned skippy I do!

2. Heather needs two therapists.
I apparently have a *lot* of issues.

3. Heather needs a childhood.
What, a second one already? :o

4. Heather needs to access information ubiquitously to provide answers to client questions, retrieve order information, upsell and cross-sell, forecast performance and quotas, and explore opportunities and client contacts.
It's okay, Heather knows how to use wikipedia ;)

5. Heather needs a family that will commit to her one hundred percent.
Guess I'm lucky, hmm?

6. Heather needs an environment that allows her to follow her own instincts and ambitions rather than a formal and structured classroom atmosphere.
Of course, of course I get more work done wghen I'm not left to my own devices to slack off ... Of course.

7. Heather needs to reserve a date later in the year when the weather is nicer.
Yes, that's what I'm waiting for... ¬_¬

8. Heather needs a cape to tire her bull and prepare it for the kill.
But doesn't everyone? :o

9. Heather needs to start wearing a brassiere.
Guilty as charged ;p

10. Heather needs to find the right balance between emotions and logic.
Cicero is judging me! Lookin' at me with judgy eyes, he is.

Okay, what Heather *really* needs is to get off her butt and go do some readings. Ciao!