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elanya at 09:49pm on 09/05/2005
elanya at 09:49pm on 09/05/2005But especially Jodie ^-^
Someone on the perfume forums posted a link to this, and Taurus had me in fits of giggles:
Your week in sex:
Taurus(Apr. 20-May 20)
I like Leonard Cohen, but frankly, I'm a little baffled by him. What kind of music is that? All those Central Casting backup singers and Miami Vice music makes him an island unto himself. This week, that's you. You'll
keep a lot of things close to the vest. When you offer opinions, they'll have something to do with obscure monkeys, vague Cold War-era political allusions and (I think, but can't be sure) oral sex as sacrament. This may make you hard to sleep with, as people will have trouble wading through it all. On Friday, take advantage of your practicality and say, "I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons. And by that I mean, can I give you a handjob?"
Someone on the perfume forums posted a link to this, and Taurus had me in fits of giggles:
Your week in sex:
Taurus(Apr. 20-May 20)
I like Leonard Cohen, but frankly, I'm a little baffled by him. What kind of music is that? All those Central Casting backup singers and Miami Vice music makes him an island unto himself. This week, that's you. You'll
keep a lot of things close to the vest. When you offer opinions, they'll have something to do with obscure monkeys, vague Cold War-era political allusions and (I think, but can't be sure) oral sex as sacrament. This may make you hard to sleep with, as people will have trouble wading through it all. On Friday, take advantage of your practicality and say, "I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons. And by that I mean, can I give you a handjob?"
amused
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Though I note it actually said 'junior' too. So I guess teens are fair game.
Mine drew parallels between my sex appeal and that of Mr Rogers. :(
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I dunno. Doesn't seem likely to impress. Or at least, not in the right way.