posted by [identity profile] lickthefrog.livejournal.com at 11:02pm on 23/04/2005
You need a shot gun and the next time they open your mail slot to be rude, you point it in there face. It doens't need to be loaded or anything. Then you calmly explain to them that you are from the East coast, not Toronto. It'll make them be nicer to you because a) you'll be acting like an american b) you have a shot gun

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