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posted by [personal profile] elanya at 09:21am on 04/04/2005

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...nail your door shut and sit in the corner of your house with a gun pointed at your windows, in case "they" arrive.
Then, after lunch...pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic.
Dinner will consist of...three fifths of Jack, a pack of smokes, and some Valium.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...find out how many things in your local supermarket will fit inside your nose.
At the height of your madness, you will callsupersocialist
And the two of you will proceed to...go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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Okay, I am going to go finish reading A Midwife's Tale. Sometime today maintenance is suppose to come look at my leaky tub... hopefully sometime this morning :p I also need to go to school to photocopy and print tax things, and then go the post office... And maybe grocery shopping! And maybe going through the civil war records hunting for signal flag references... *sigh* That'll be fun :p
Music:: The Offspring - Original Prankster
Mood:: 'hungry' hungry
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posted by [identity profile] autobuck.livejournal.com at 06:30pm on 04/04/2005
Any time, any where.
 
posted by [identity profile] autobuck.livejournal.com at 06:31pm on 04/04/2005
Actually, speaking of doing things with you, what's the deal with F'ton this summer? Who'll be around?

Because I've got a new car, and it hasn't been christened by a Canada trip yet...
 
posted by [identity profile] elanya.livejournal.com at 06:38pm on 04/04/2005
I am not entirely sure what the deal is this summer. I am hoping to get to NB for a trip, adn see my dad, my grandparents, and my friends, but I don't know when or for how long.
 
posted by [identity profile] autobuck.livejournal.com at 07:26pm on 04/04/2005
Well, keep us posted... I'd love to see folks again before everything becomes too dissipated to do it. Shibs and I are up for driving just about anywhere, really, so it doesn't have to be NB.

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