elanya

Ya harr, me mates! While ye sniveling puppies hide away themselves in the troubles of your dreary lives, I've signed the articles of J. Franklin Jameson to go on the account! I've plundered me many a text, and the shares are rich! many an account of ships taken, sea dogs tried and hung, and the black flag that flies above them as their eyes pop out and tongues turn black for the crowds at Whapping! Blood and wounds there's no better entertainment to be had, I tell ye! Enlist now, throw off the shackles of your masters who use ye so poorly and sign the articles for a short life but a merry one!