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So, here I am sitting in my room with my boy, Joel, and he starts telling me an anecdote. It starts:

I have something to tell you, but it will probably make Hazel and Jodie upset. My dad threw out all my porn. Well, not *all* my porn, just the stuff on video. He set it out for the trash guys to take, by the recyclables. But when the recyling truck came, they told him that they don't take videocassettes. And he was like "Those aren't videos, those are Titty movies!" So the guy backed up and took them all. *All* of them! And as this was happening, I realized what was going on, but I didn't want to run out after him and look like an indian-giver... You never throw out porn!

Now to be fair, most of it was stuff he has on DVD now, and he'd given it to his dad. But he had plans to start some kind of pornography Kula ring, he claims.

Hee hee, titty movies...