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Why? because I FINISHED THE GLOSSARY!!!! So I think I deserve to indulge myself a little before I polish up my last paper. From kamalloy :)

The peeps (current games 'only'):

Anyaveh Jarl - Priestess of the Maker, God of makin' stuff and learnin'. Historian, knitter of exciting underwear.
Dart - Autobot Smartcar! Energy efficient, but grammatically challenged.
Fiona MacCumhail, a.k.a.Prowl. One-handed head of her own private security company.
Kaia Alcandrous - Priestess and Champion of Glit, God of travel, commerce, and trickery. Currently bent on a little revenge...
Noren Alders - Sword of Justice, seems to be in charge of running a war, somehow o_O.
Stjepan Damir - Ex-Captain of the Wall, now sort of free-lance soldier/bodyguard type trying to rebuild his life.

The Questions, answered in character :V
Boy or Girl?
Anya: Girl!
Dart: Boy?
Fiona: Girl.
Kaia: Woman.
Noren: Man.
Stjepan: Man.

How old are you?
Anya: 23
Dart: dart doesn't think dart should count the 40 million years of deactivation, so he will say... 247.
Fiona: 24
Kaia: 18 or 19? I've lost track of time lately...
Noren: 31
Stjepan: 24

What's your height?
Anya: 5'4"
Dart: two meters in bot-mode.
Fiona: 5'8"
Kaia: 5'6"
Noren: 5'10"
Stjepan: 7'1"

Are you a virgin?
Anya: H eh. No. ;)
Dart: Uhh... Dart hopes so o_O
Fiona: No. Not that it is any of your business.
Kaia: ....
Noren: *blushes* Well I'm almost a married man, now!
Stjepan: Fuck no!

Do you have any kids?
Anya: Nope! Too much to do, too much to see!
Dart: That question does not apply! D:
Fiona: I think my line of work scares off the kind of men who might want to settled down. So no.
Kaia: One.
Noren: Not yet, but I got some hopes!
Stjepan: None I know about.

What's your favourite food?
Anya: My mom makes this really great duck soup. Also, pie.
Dart: Dart is partial to Cybertronian energon for fuel :p Earth fuels are gross.
Fiona: Beer.
Kaia: olives! Especially from the tree in the courtyard back home... It's been a while.
Noren: I guess I don't give it much thought. Stew's nice simple fare for 'round the fire, though.
Stjepan: Meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself, but you can't afford to be picky.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Anya: rose!
Dart: What? Eww!
Fiona: Ben and Jerry's triple brownie overload.
Kaia: Pistachio date
Noren: Butter pecan?
Stjepan: My what?

Have you killed anyone?
Anya: yes. Well, I have probably helped. it's never been personal though. We're kind of... Hmm. Well, there's this cult..
Dart: Dart doesn't think so. Dart leaves that to bots like Gryffon and Ironhide -_-
Fiona: No!
Kaia: Yes.
Noren: Yeah.
Stjepan: You mean people right? ¬_¬ Is this on or off the record? :p Well, I guess after that mess in Lyre I have, if you count those fuckheads from morbid as 'people'.

Do you hate anyone?
Anya: I probably hate groups of people, if that makes sense. I don't know any of them personally, that the gods, so it doesn't have to be so personal.
Dart: It is hard not to hate the enemy, but there are some Decepticons that dart dislikes more than others. And some humans do things that makes Dart *very* angry, but Dart doesn't know if Dart *hates* those human or not....
Fiona: I've got better things to do than hold a grudge.
Kaia: Yes.
Noren: Nah, not really.The folks who done wrong'll get what's comin' to them.
Stjepan: You want a list?

Have any secrets?
Anya: I keep secrets, but they aren;t mine personally. I'm pretty open about things on my own account.
Dart: Dart does not keep things from the Autobots.
Fiona: Nothing serious.
Kaia: *mysterious smile*
Noren: Nah.
Stjepan: I think I'm entitled. What's it to you? >:|

Do you love anyone?
Anya: I love my parents. I... maybe... have some other deep attachments.
Dart: Platonically, yes.
Fiona: My family. We're tight.
Kaia: My family. The ones I have left...
Noren: I love Caena like nothin' else, though other folks don't seem to really get what's all between us.
Stjepan: No.

What is your job?
Anya: I'm a priestess, a researcher, and in theory i have a book shop, but right now I' a little distracted.
Dart: Dart's role is infiltration and surveillance.
Fiona: I have my own security agency - it's pretty cool, actually. Being from a family of cops really helps!
Kaia: I serve Glit.
Noren: I'm a knight of justice. I go where I'm sent, though right now I'm leadin' a bunch of good folks to fight a bunch of demons
Stjepan: Job? I guess I'll always be a soldir.

Any powers or weapons?
Anya: Ie studied Focus magic, and i have the powers granted to me by the maker, and recently I've been learning about how those powers interact with each other, and 've picked up some neat tricks.
Dart: Dart can drain energy from external sources, and has an energon crossbow. And Dart is very fuel efficient!
Fiona: I've got a forcefield I made, and a sonic emitter, and bunch of other little gadgets.
Kaia: I'm a Champion of Glit. It has some perks - mostly magic.
Noren: I've got Rest - an old sword what's good against undead and evil creatures. It sends the souls of the departed to the afterlife so what they can't be messed with by magic.
Stjepan: I got my spirit armour and some other powers that go with it. And this spirt-sword that grows out of my hand, but I'm not sure about it. I don't think i trust where it comes from.

What do you do to relax?
Anya: Knit, read, work on other craft projects.
Dart: ...Dart likes to look at icanhascheeseburger, but please don't spread that around -_-
Fiona: Oh, you know. reading schlocky detective novels, tinkering with things.
Kaia: I have some things I need to do before I can relax.
Noren: I like to ride, spend time outside, either alone or with Caena.
Stjepan: relax, eh? it's been a while since I've had time for that. How about a beer or two in good company?

What do you think your life expectancy is?
Anya: I hope I grow old and die surrounded by grandkids! (OMG did I just *say* that? o_O) If I make it through the next year or so, I think my chances are pretty good. Oh and If I get stilling I could stick around quite a while, but I'd rather not. Although I *could* see more of the world that way!
Dart: Dart could live for millions of year :o the Decepticons don't seem to want to *kill* Dart,and Dart is fast, so probably Dart will!
Fiona: in this line of work it is hard to say, but I hope I know my limits well enough to make it to retirement!
Kaia: I have no idea.
Noren: I died once already... Right now, I'd come back again, if I could. Once this fightin' is over... I reckon' I'd rather go natural-like, maybe when I'm old.
Stjepan: Fuck, I'm impressed I made it this far. I could die tomorrow, but I'd rather not.

What is your opinion of the opposite sex?
Anya: I like 'em ;)
Dart: Cybertronians do not have 'sexes'. Gender is sort of... optional? But Dart things girls are okay.
Fiona: great in small doses? Not, ah, *too* small though.
Kaia: ..... Don't touch me.
Noren: Women are fine, but I already found the one for me!
Stjepan:Ahh, women. Warm cunts, cold hearts. I don't trust 'em, but damn, I could use one...

Now what are you going to do?
Anya: hopefully help Edris get the Jewel of Darkness out of the Zeonax, and stop the Dark Ancients from causing another war.
Dart: Dart needs to help Hornet bring the Matrix to Vector Sigma to stop Unicron!
Fiona: I dunno. Same old, same old, I reckon'.
Kaia: Find my son, and leave Delos a barren wasteland of ash.
Noren: I think we got a good plan to stop the army what's comin to Bellaboca. If that works, maybe we can go on the offensive.
Stjepan: I'm helpin' Oria out in the short term with her mission, but what I'd *like* to do is find a way to get back to Sarcha and sort out whatever the fuck is going on there.

What is something you would never say?
Anya: I'm going to a tea party with the Dark Temptress - she's bringing cupcakes.
Dart: personal pronouns ;_;
Fiona: uhh I don't know. I want to have Hitler's lovechild?
Kaia: I could really use a good shag.
Noren: I think we should clear out that forest and build a new industrial city.
Stjepan: I'm gonna give up fighting and start a farm :p or - better "I forgive you".