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Threeway Rendezvous - The Wet Spots

Oh my darling, you are looking mighty fine
("Why thank you!" "Wasn't talking to you." "Oh!")
And I think that we could show you quite a time!
Don't try to say it's wrong, don't try to say this song,
Was only meant for two!
Get on the freeway to a threeway rendezvous!

Enterprisingly I'm drinking, not surprisingly I'm thinking
The intoixacting thought of eating you!
("Why thank you!" "Not you." "Oh.")
Now, I don't know your name or what you do but all the same
I've got a kinky proposition or a few
I've got some ideas for you my dear
And I bet my lovin' lover's got some too
("Yes I do.")
Get on the freeway to a threeway rendezvous

Darling I know the future's plain to see - it's just you, and you, and me.

'Cause we'll pamper you and spoil you
bring your blood up to a boil
You won't forget you won't regret a single thing
It's time to broaden your horizons
And we're happy to advise on all
The ways to make this number really sweet

(Oh my darling,you are looking mighty fine
And I think that we could show you quite a time!)

Now honey don't be shy,
You've got a house near by
And the sitter's not expecting us 'til two
(That's true)
Get on the freeway to a threeway rendezvous
And bring some friends along too!
Get on the freeway to a threeway rendezvous