elanya: Sumerian cuneiform 'Dingir' meaning divine being/sky/heaven (Default)
posted by [personal profile] elanya at 02:33pm on 05/12/2005
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] andymariachi a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I broke [livejournal.com profile] random_echoes's X-Box (-12 points). In January I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] fritzleonhardt's hair (-12 points). In November I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] grrm (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-664 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
elanya

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In my defense, people surely thought I did a better job than our current minority gov, and *am* letting them have an election, afterall ;) I think I deserve better than a moldy sandwich! Also, I think buying anyone porn ought to be worth more than 10 points, especially if they are a celebrity. Maybe I just showed him Julie's last entry? Hmmm...
Mood:: 'amused' amused
Music:: The Magnetic Fields - Smoke And Mirrors

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