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Happy birthday Phil and Victor! Well, the day isn't over yet where I am, anyway ;)

This post is really about porn though, not birthday wishes. Although maybe the boys would like birthday porn, who knows? Anyway I have just submitted my final addition to the Giant Porn Collaboration of Doom to my lovely, sexy co-authoress, curtana. So if she is happy with it, its release will be sooon! I am sure you are all excited. And you should be! It is an epic 23 pages long! A scant paragraph or so from the projected total lenght of 24. Anyway, I am pretty proud of it and I'm sure Julie will be too. So, when we do post, you will read and comment, or I will kill you! Unless you are a relative, in which case I hope that the subject post was enough to warn you off because you probably don't want to know any more! And now, I need sleep. Goodnight! :D

I don't have much time. But last night I had a bizzare dream that Joel was helping me make a character for a game that Dean was going to run (possibly online) using the new werewolf system (is there even one?) The new system gave decent rules for kinfolk, which is what rhis game was. The character creation system was quite different, but there were still points to assign, I remember that. Joel was annoyed because I was taking too long, but I only had a certain amount of time to work on it on my own and I didnt' have the books. Eventually we got nowed it an a school (there were really rude young school girls, and the only snowstorm I'll see this year, I'm sure), and then the geeks all came over to hang out with us older gamers. Joel was annoyed, but everyone else were jerks. There was a thinkg about Beer, and I was making a Get guy. I'd explain more but I have to go to school! I will maybe expand more later. Ta!

Well, lets try this again. I need to make myself a list of things to do to day.
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In other news, my corset is officially paid for, as in the money transfer has cleared. Eeeeeee!

In other other news... well, I got side tracked looking at the site for MirrorMask. Sweeeeet. (psst Bronwen, Jim Henson + Neil Gaiman + Dave McKean = AWESOME!)

hem. I was going to tell you more about my dream character. But first more about the dream itself. We ended up in a chem lab/bar, and there was a girl who kind of looked like Jodie, but wasn't really her, making people sing through a snorkle about their characters, or their love lives, or their characters love lives. It was odd.

But, my character! The creation process was, as I said, odd. YOu have regular points to assign, but then if you did extra stuff, like fleshing out the background, etc, you could get more. This guy was the younger brother of a powerful get theurge, who realized that the only way that he could get any kind of respect at all from his family was to be really really good at fighting. He was, but he hated it, and it terrified him. He was really afraid of dying. However, by the time I was done with him he had retarded mad skillz o_O He was very bitter about his life, because he knew that it didn't really matter, because he wuld never bereally 'good enough' for the rest of his family, since he was only kinfolk. He was maybe a little too bitter... Even though he was terrified of *actually* dying, he liked to tempt fate an awful lot, and I think was also a bit of an alcoholic. Anyway, he was alright, conceptually, and not too far off the mark of someone I might actually play in a kinfolk game, maybe ;) Only I'd never be able to give him all those mad skillz, alas. (I remember he had fives in dodge, firearms, and some skill my brain invented called 'protection' buh?) Anyway, one of the things you could do to flesh out the character was to follow this 'chhose your own adventure' like chart. You had two choices, you picked the one your character would go for, and then you had to do a relevant little exercise. The one I did was something (ice cream?) or beer. I picked beer, and I had to make a post (I was confused in the dream because I didn't thik the game was going to have an LJ element, so i just did a fake diary entry) about something your character would never talk about or admit to while sober. So i thought about it, and decided to do one about how much he hates is brother, rather than how he is actually a big coward. yeah, he pretty mucy would have been the poster boy for the get being giant overbearing assholes. would have been fun ;D

Anyway, that is all, I am goign to go start the dishes whle I wait for the curent load of laundry. For some reason, only one machine is functioning...

I am super hungry, and very tired. I just finished Sugar and Slaves. Diablotin is going to be pretty informal tonight, though. Maybe I will have tome to write some stuff then. I *will* write either a P update or a thing for the story today. I have plans for both.

I also have dinner in the over. Or part of it, anyway. I boiled some potatoes, and now I am roasting them in olive oil and spices, with some carrots. I also have a little pork bit thawed out, which I and going to bread and fry, I think, once the taters are closer to done. I am not sure exactly why I am so tired. I blame reading all afternoon. I am going to go lie down for a bit though...

Okay folks, the porn that Julie and I composed is now posted in two parts!

Forbidden Fruit, part 1

Forbidden Fruit, part 2

Despite the word 'fruit' in the title, there is no homosexuality. However, there is explicitly described sex (duh!) between consenting adults, and also, it was 23 pages long in MSWord! Don't forget to take breaks, drink lots of water, and leave comments!! :D

Oh, yes... I'm stealing curtana's explanation: If you're not a Perseity-savvy reader, all you should really need to know to understand this story is that Jero and Lerah were lovers years ago, before he cheated on her and screwed things up. Now they're both involved with other people, but due to the vagaries of fate, are trapped in Lerah's apartment during a security lockdown...