elanya

I like being silly. It is fun :D

Here is my 'Love Fortune'. I guess I'm just not meant to get my hands on St. Francis's pastey body, but on the plus side, I'll never have bad hair! ;D

One fishy summer day at Ukraine you see the most turbulent creature you have ever seen. Their name is St. Francis of Asisi , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend and say, "Wow, that has to be the most pastey body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so somnabulistic , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Iowa with me and create stories ? " With a stupid smile on your face you say, " Curses! Foiled again! " and go with them. When you finally get to Iowa , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a peach hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " St. Francis of Asisi is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 0 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner you will be with the love of your life. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad hair for the next 0 years!"