elanya

I had a dream last night and as usual only remember bits and pieces. I was doing some kind of conservation job – I remember there were a lot of rusted materials that needed conservation, but tit wasn’t at my work. I remember a white lab space with everything laid out on trays on tables. Julie was also working somewhere different, and she was annoyed because there was a statue on her work property under her care that had gone viral. It was an old statue of a dude, on a column on a plinth in an outdoor… I can’t think of the word, but it had its own marble enclosure, kind of like the Lincoln monument, but this guy was standing. He was wearing revolutionary war era clothes with a tricorn and the flared frock coat. But if you were standing on the steps up to the statue from a certain angle, it looks like the glass column was going right up his butt. So it became known as the glass dildo statue (I guess the column was glass? Who knows – dream). She was annoyed because you had to be standing in the exact right spot to see this effect and she didn’t find it convincing and also she had to deal with all the people who were trying to come see it, as well as all the speculation about whether it was intentional by the artist, and about the dude the statue was of etc.

Somehow related to… this? Or something else? I am rapidly losing details here, but there was some kind of thing found? And then it also became like a popup event. Or maybe it was something that was made – I only have the absolute vaguest memories now of what that was about, but I know that there was a shop that was selling chocolate treats and other sweet snacks associated with this thing, and I was trying to pick out stuff for gifts for people, and I was going to get… something? But then I decided I should get something that was more directly related to the… whatever, or was made of it? Like maybe it was a ‘worlds biggest whatever made of chocolate’ and then they were selling stuff made out of it later? Anyway, I decided not to get that thing, and instead found a package of cookies that were coated in colourful chocolate. The were ring shaped and they kind of looked like blue and teal samoas. They were on a little Styrofoam tray covered in saranwrap and there were about 8 total laid out in two lines so that they partially overlapped, with alternating blue and teal cookies. And then I was looking at fudge and I wanted to get some ‘oreo’ fudge that was like a layered milk fudge (dream) and then a reaaally dark chocolate fudge on the bottom, with chunks of whole broken oreos. I’m sure there were other neat kinds, but that’s the one I saw that called to me and that I remembered. I think I was standing in line for it when I woke up.